tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56711137452909158852024-03-13T04:04:52.569-04:00Based on a True StoryStories that are at true, partially true, or perhaps just an exaggeration.layjenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01349361867022782834noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5671113745290915885.post-51384328725961306932013-01-19T16:37:00.003-05:002013-01-19T16:46:37.185-05:00Orange RollsThe following is the recipe I use for orange rolls, it sure isn't healthy, but they are so delicious you have to indulge every now and again. Make sure to read the recipe entirely first as the amounts are split up into different sections of the roll whether it be the dough, the 'filling' or the glaze. A few tips when making any rolls, (1) I always use bread flour, it makes them lighter and fluffier (2) when it says "beat well" it means it, don't just beat until mixed, by beating the flour and liquids together you are creating long "rubber bands" of gluten, these bands of gluten are what allow the dough to rise and hold its shape as well as create a nice fluffy and airy product, so by beat well, you should be beating with an electric mixer (preferably, although you can do it by hand, it will just take a lot longer) on a medium speed for at least 3-5 min AFTER everything is well mixed. Enjoy!<br />
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<b>Orange Rolls</b><br />
1 package active dry yeast (about 3 teaspoons)<br />
1/2 cup warm water<br />
1 3/4 cups granulated sugar (divided)<br />
1 cup sour cream (divided)<br />
2 eggs<br />
3 1/2 cups flour<br />
1 cup melted butter (divided)<br />
1/2 teaspoon salt<br />
1 orange<br />
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Stir yeast into warm water. Add 1/2 cup sugar, 1/2 cup sour cream, eggs, 6 tablespoons melted butter, salt and approximately 2 cups flour. Beat well. Gradually add enough more flour to make a soft dough that may be kneaded. Knead until smooth and elastic. Place dough in greased clean bowl,cover, and allow to rise until double in bulk.<br />
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Knead dough to remove excess air. Divide into 2 parts. On a lightly oiled surface roll each part into a 12-inch circle. Brush each circle with 1 tablespoon butter. Combine 1/2 cup sugar with grated rind from 1 orange. Sprinkle orange sugar on dough circles. Cut each circle into 12 wedges.
Starting at the wide end of each circle roll each wedge into crescent roll.
Place on greased baking sheet and allow to rise 10-15 minutes. Bake at 350 degrees F for 20 minutes or until golden brown.<br />
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Prepare glaze while rolls are baking. Pour glaze over rolls after removing from oven.<br />
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Glaze: Combine 1/2 cup butter with 3/4 cup sugar, 1/2 cup sour cream and 2 tablespoons orange juice in sauce pan. Bring to a boil over medium heat.
Boil, stirring constantly, for 3 minutes. Pour glaze over roll immediately after removing rolls from oven.layjenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01349361867022782834noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5671113745290915885.post-27131830457622315772009-01-23T17:33:00.010-05:002009-01-24T12:03:35.446-05:002009 Inauguration brought to you by...If you live in DC, this is about the 1001 blog you have probably read about inauguration and by this time you are getting sick of it, well this blog is dedicated to the second most popular thing found on the Mall at inauguration (the first being millions of tourists). Yes I am talking about the porta-potty. According to one news source there were some 5000 (another source lists the number at 7000) put on the National Mall, here are just a few for your viewing pleasure.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgP5wc9NQ0aMJIlEwzljKf8xS_JSZHaR84MAnqKJObU7FgKiZTVdioBoY8CV1TR43fCCURdNkDLpWSOEy-43EI6jB_DAVG29lLYe6MmNWLgW9lkbZCImXNKUEuW7TEO9QDoJXoMUxoYc0Q8/s1600-h/IMG_2213.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294625924485261026" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgP5wc9NQ0aMJIlEwzljKf8xS_JSZHaR84MAnqKJObU7FgKiZTVdioBoY8CV1TR43fCCURdNkDLpWSOEy-43EI6jB_DAVG29lLYe6MmNWLgW9lkbZCImXNKUEuW7TEO9QDoJXoMUxoYc0Q8/s400/IMG_2213.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEif-QAUiuNSIKs-1s-jgbCxz-8qxK7fdqLSZ38yLGKOMBO1ZaUcz9weGGeb8LfSPUqu3UcfDaLj2OCR1Kn3JsBebCt6hifOSJwA9ij0AsSntnVbHK-oQls4fKo_Y_Y3evSGil3Jtf-MCv5M/s1600-h/IMG_2214.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294625918295006626" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEif-QAUiuNSIKs-1s-jgbCxz-8qxK7fdqLSZ38yLGKOMBO1ZaUcz9weGGeb8LfSPUqu3UcfDaLj2OCR1Kn3JsBebCt6hifOSJwA9ij0AsSntnVbHK-oQls4fKo_Y_Y3evSGil3Jtf-MCv5M/s400/IMG_2214.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiM1wmNHHv50UgUWhP3KWnMhNJsZRqLTtl2vjxD6m60oIFd6tgDxxHpClS9V5no4CS9pY4sk_DbPLgQcsnvGSfB01Al-uyLZwdfndyWkjLpTDa1Vj2_hupv_rzJje0LdHFTWC3oK0qD4tmg/s1600-h/IMG_2215.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294625915904826722" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiM1wmNHHv50UgUWhP3KWnMhNJsZRqLTtl2vjxD6m60oIFd6tgDxxHpClS9V5no4CS9pY4sk_DbPLgQcsnvGSfB01Al-uyLZwdfndyWkjLpTDa1Vj2_hupv_rzJje0LdHFTWC3oK0qD4tmg/s400/IMG_2215.JPG" border="0" /></a></div><div>Don't be trying to get in them early! They are locked with a zip tab--I guess these porta-potties are for inauguration day use only!<br /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGuQDDWRYpcIms6Z7tJ_P_7AvUrWDsDkR0mDQ-VYn81FKjR3ySfz8X5pc3LBKdmVrT3X3NL9rSf9_sSK8nwT8MN1ydgr2L6TczZ8B-nLrtDxIJB9mriktzHq-Fq16mVHlzU6SN9oCwz4dd/s1600-h/IMG_2217.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294625904878550850" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGuQDDWRYpcIms6Z7tJ_P_7AvUrWDsDkR0mDQ-VYn81FKjR3ySfz8X5pc3LBKdmVrT3X3NL9rSf9_sSK8nwT8MN1ydgr2L6TczZ8B-nLrtDxIJB9mriktzHq-Fq16mVHlzU6SN9oCwz4dd/s400/IMG_2217.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrcw9l9Wg4_IhNHCb2KtjOnDw1YtFX8hYMP5mL4mFpFNOA72-3-B4gMjxIv_i-Tshqbr_FgTezzuPvsJTk8MVpDWAb5x395tgdTv7dXIiv16LPJ7lj09jDbk9zKsdDTUJsQAun0W2MVx56/s1600-h/IMG_2218.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294625621043162818" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrcw9l9Wg4_IhNHCb2KtjOnDw1YtFX8hYMP5mL4mFpFNOA72-3-B4gMjxIv_i-Tshqbr_FgTezzuPvsJTk8MVpDWAb5x395tgdTv7dXIiv16LPJ7lj09jDbk9zKsdDTUJsQAun0W2MVx56/s400/IMG_2218.JPG" border="0" /></a>Some were back to back</div><div><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjK-j53xviYE_yP8Q80TmZpKQxag2Fo4UH7fOoxbmPEIEtWhrZuqKWYauS8GKAZ6IhSTlvMxCXXjfAKhfIJn0SgGKS3aTZOzYwryaKk0JlJwmxhks6WlFzINoms21PRumpUp9KNyGkKTKLT/s1600-h/IMG_2219.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294625611527344754" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjK-j53xviYE_yP8Q80TmZpKQxag2Fo4UH7fOoxbmPEIEtWhrZuqKWYauS8GKAZ6IhSTlvMxCXXjfAKhfIJn0SgGKS3aTZOzYwryaKk0JlJwmxhks6WlFzINoms21PRumpUp9KNyGkKTKLT/s400/IMG_2219.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlWA6xWS3jPHZdIkwZ6PjNikgwEZ4wvoOh60BL2_LdphxlvEVdAz-_r6Pl7CikjfBljv5w5QZQwiQTcVBiwreusMt_83uJ05HUN_qj1XjDCETfy9RZTiNFO3GLscP1STllplCedl5dS2Og/s1600-h/IMG_2220.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294625605976314834" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlWA6xWS3jPHZdIkwZ6PjNikgwEZ4wvoOh60BL2_LdphxlvEVdAz-_r6Pl7CikjfBljv5w5QZQwiQTcVBiwreusMt_83uJ05HUN_qj1XjDCETfy9RZTiNFO3GLscP1STllplCedl5dS2Og/s400/IMG_2220.JPG" border="0" /></a><br />I saw some being unloaded....I think that is probably a better job than loading them up afterwards<br /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpX7Kd8S6v4dq9P1ZsW2GauvPJv36iCX_LrEF0aFYmrIsbLXLaOWNDG4C4pl7N4GO7k4HJ5i6AQJp09E_AkknajHWNfFA586jVY42dn7TQPQY5KAC3p6djEl0pSoHKSAG6xdW0rh-4Ssme/s1600-h/IMG_2224.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294625604569490098" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpX7Kd8S6v4dq9P1ZsW2GauvPJv36iCX_LrEF0aFYmrIsbLXLaOWNDG4C4pl7N4GO7k4HJ5i6AQJp09E_AkknajHWNfFA586jVY42dn7TQPQY5KAC3p6djEl0pSoHKSAG6xdW0rh-4Ssme/s400/IMG_2224.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAgXpcX5k0uOVLKtG6jRZiRBEKQR0UqppqjvuNka3_wR7gtxkuS35YhMX29DSkQvhqZnXmU0BBRNQHJr135cgRfYYUzal2wjjmb3CpxRwSsMcJaFvpsmaJRNVAJWbc3DlBaTAevOUvQhmF/s1600-h/IMG_2225.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294625595915105058" style="DISPLAY: block; 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MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0taepzwWEEBuydXJtdv2MKRzEbTUTeqYeJdnc6Z5WgdK8jfHOw8s1433b_gdQtEU769oPcTNN7KDWjsQLvz7V66khTn4F0P7Wccq8EtpDDiDlPe03jDiyZmNrRn5nQA5BwiZKe6eMCv_u/s400/IMG_2228.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizFw9qIcRf3-l2nK83d_yiPl8_Cme3ukQHIPzKyY84Wt_IHCKbF8HqWCdMy3Jckqw3N3RvP69W2ggfaTDATsoF8rM2dvFLYctb75S5f7YIhGOSnXOn8mcqi1g7nPWOHTjDQwj9lz2QLLOm/s1600-h/IMG_2227.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294624896529764850" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizFw9qIcRf3-l2nK83d_yiPl8_Cme3ukQHIPzKyY84Wt_IHCKbF8HqWCdMy3Jckqw3N3RvP69W2ggfaTDATsoF8rM2dvFLYctb75S5f7YIhGOSnXOn8mcqi1g7nPWOHTjDQwj9lz2QLLOm/s400/IMG_2227.JPG" border="0" /></a> Even more being unloaded, they just kept on coming!</div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div>layjenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01349361867022782834noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5671113745290915885.post-50045619799207473532009-01-14T20:55:00.004-05:002009-01-14T21:16:32.162-05:00The Last Door<img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291337932771273906" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 267px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiphS3zOSydrxZgPD0j9wjqKQhCPxawBA-ssjVIMyUiCchyZ-Ycozd2GWBrrKehnfKW_pZGPcPNi7USDFsgRulJ7jyWNx5-1h4ApVJgvntCiiU6tfMn8lnefIhHpmGg1Ak6IPggjNyNLnAJ/s400/060_20.JPG" border="0" />For two years of my life I was a missionary for my church, a lot of time was spent talking to people on the street or knocking on doors searching for someone that would listen to the message that we had to share. Many weeks were spenting knocking, knocking, knocking. You never knew what to expect behind each door. Doors might be slammed in your face, you might be invited in, you might get someone arguing with your beliefs, or perhaps no one answers at all.<br /><br />Then, one day it happened. The last door. The last door that you knock. The last chance. To me it was the symbolic end of one time period, and the beginning of something new. The last door was more than just the average door. Suddenly my life was no longer going to be a missionary, what would the future hold? What would be behind the new door of life that in essence I would be knocking on the next day? Would it lead to something argumentitive? Perhaps I will be invited in? Or maybe, like the final door that I knocked on my mission no one will answer. Looking forward to what lies behind the next door.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjr-9wAQT0VvLH6U2FTtZhSbl3EMEhOuPFZ_1_td5-vrIu2N3omMLM1IxwD70FIlsH8LLU_v_IN5lL8FoTDzVtlabgDB2HE0ORJxIo61m_MApAWFB0Im9MbY4hig2ZTX1GD_Vv7exYK4lI5/s1600-h/059_21.JPG"></a><br /><div> </div>layjenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01349361867022782834noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5671113745290915885.post-27168958754342646902008-12-08T10:45:00.003-05:002008-12-08T10:52:34.067-05:00Antietam LuminariesEvery year, usually the first Saturday in December, luminaries are set up at Antietam National Battlefield for every casualty of the battle, which was the bloodiest day on American soil. Over 23,000 soldiers were killed, injured or missing in a single day. This year, four of us made the trek to Antietam to experience the beauty and remember those that gave their lives. The photos below don't really express what we saw, but they are the best we could do under the circumstances.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4WEi2mCImn3ZHaGJKYOxTteiEKxNL8GIG9GJnXs8JZdLSFT0u3qXbnMuUEOWACfZMZxslbqYirFZxorEsocXwBRGkN-bhvbFyHHPHaL2d8P2Hctc32qidLUPG-7zFgjcnZwC97yWVpyVi/s1600-h/IMG_2193.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277447616195369650" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4WEi2mCImn3ZHaGJKYOxTteiEKxNL8GIG9GJnXs8JZdLSFT0u3qXbnMuUEOWACfZMZxslbqYirFZxorEsocXwBRGkN-bhvbFyHHPHaL2d8P2Hctc32qidLUPG-7zFgjcnZwC97yWVpyVi/s400/IMG_2193.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkKyCpZjCUfWFIftEUUWdFBaz_Y5xCB9dff1mIjYrX-DRk1STmxo_ZIm5MI9_G84L4dYh_6F9akJmXcmk8Di2GWf6sFsk1i9L3dBnekPAAra4GpxaUxmWDKyND0ybB5whQJzUOJMprMdpt/s1600-h/IMG_2191.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277447614191371778" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkKyCpZjCUfWFIftEUUWdFBaz_Y5xCB9dff1mIjYrX-DRk1STmxo_ZIm5MI9_G84L4dYh_6F9akJmXcmk8Di2GWf6sFsk1i9L3dBnekPAAra4GpxaUxmWDKyND0ybB5whQJzUOJMprMdpt/s400/IMG_2191.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrYToDCs7yH5b1t3f603LpJnH0P6IHuh6CYytgnqeK3uWJvKYgrFSD21g9sz_6zhF9WmOL-zyfXCTAmm8eNbEKFyX0fy1reDTJM3bGF_eWS1VruT2cW3fajkAbmgpePKUsSTmx_5zR3YKC/s1600-h/IMG_2189.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277447609038489778" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrYToDCs7yH5b1t3f603LpJnH0P6IHuh6CYytgnqeK3uWJvKYgrFSD21g9sz_6zhF9WmOL-zyfXCTAmm8eNbEKFyX0fy1reDTJM3bGF_eWS1VruT2cW3fajkAbmgpePKUsSTmx_5zR3YKC/s400/IMG_2189.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxa3r0gW4oUHRSOfFxBllDJ_oOSCzla7-Npp90mYlxSMDQISECjSRVtELW-4UMgXCXSUCI09czEBBIVbs1oJ2jZqG_eJV40drBIIuZDxBfdliBZPUpEGKncO2aWBz9FEKHs16kvLK27BiU/s1600-h/IMG_2176.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277447599681051346" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxa3r0gW4oUHRSOfFxBllDJ_oOSCzla7-Npp90mYlxSMDQISECjSRVtELW-4UMgXCXSUCI09czEBBIVbs1oJ2jZqG_eJV40drBIIuZDxBfdliBZPUpEGKncO2aWBz9FEKHs16kvLK27BiU/s400/IMG_2176.JPG" border="0" /></a> </div></div></div>layjenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01349361867022782834noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5671113745290915885.post-33516469288876592252008-11-25T00:53:00.005-05:002008-11-25T01:24:56.419-05:00Cross Country Ski RaceSo I am sitting here folding clothes, and I just folded a free t-shirt that I got. It was made by Sundance, and whoever designed it, wasn't thinking very clearly, it is a dark green with a silkscreen on it with black ink...yeah pretty much unreadable unless you are way too close. The shirt says, "Free your heel, and your mind will follow." Well the story of just how I got this shirt is a funny one...<br /><br />At the time I was working in a laboratory on BYU's campus. One of my fellow lab mates told me of an upcoming cross country ski race that was happening at the Sundance Nordic Track up in Provo canyon. She knew that I cross country skied and suggested that I go up and enter the race. I asked her if the race was both skating and touring.<br /><br />At this point, if you don't know much about cross country skiing, you need a quick lesson. There are two VERY different types. Skate skiing is more similar to rollerblading on snow with really long blades. You push out on your skis as you go creating V lines as you go along the trail. In order to skate ski, you must be on groomed trails, it doesn't work on snow that you "sink" in, so if the trail isn't groomed the snow must be firm and not powder. The other type of cross country skiing is referred to as Classic or sometimes touring. This is the type that most people are familiar with--parallel skis going forwards and backwards (see nordic track). This type of skiing can be done on either groomed or in back country, anywhere there is snow really. These two types are so very different that you don't skate with touring skis, and you don't tour with skating skis. As you might guess, skating is MUCH MUCH faster if you know how to do it properly.<br /><br />So back to my story...my friend assured me that there would definitely be classic skiers as well as skaters. This put my mind at ease since I only owned classic skis and never learned to skate (someday, someday). So I thought about it, and decided to go--with the assurance that my friend would be coming as well. The morning of the race arrived, I think you can guess what happened. Yeah, I was one of like 3 people on classic skis, surrounded by skaters. This wasn't going to be pretty. And my friends? Oh wait....I was there all....by....myself. Ok, I can do this, I mean what have I got to lose besides ALL of my dignity.<br /><br />The skaters were off, I could see them for the first few yards, but soon...well soon I was just enjoying a lovely little stroll through the snow all by myself--which on a regular cross country ski day is wonderful, but on a race day, somewhat humiliating. However, in these circumstances I usually say, who cares, no one here knows me, I'll likely never see any of these people again...and just laughed it off as I crossed the finish line LONG after the leaders. Naturally, Murphy wasn't done with me yet, as I was nearing the finish line there was one of the staff from my high school..."Hey there! I know you..."<br /><br />Well, at least I got a free t-shirt at the drawing afterwards.layjenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01349361867022782834noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5671113745290915885.post-81217229662023179572008-11-05T22:41:00.003-05:002008-11-05T22:59:42.008-05:00Fall 2008<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhe90XmRzIHZoROIXvTwsMAFy0QagLr3O3jqVCs4zP9ro3qGtj4mII8O_N89u30IWmJVcfEUg4VxfIfc24m_BtM5YfTldnjWc1FIMvEgSJMCh-xs1YyMjeHPUJNNhzJpihBkhbUrOWzpJs5/s1600-h/IMG_2132.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265386194979422322" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhe90XmRzIHZoROIXvTwsMAFy0QagLr3O3jqVCs4zP9ro3qGtj4mII8O_N89u30IWmJVcfEUg4VxfIfc24m_BtM5YfTldnjWc1FIMvEgSJMCh-xs1YyMjeHPUJNNhzJpihBkhbUrOWzpJs5/s400/IMG_2132.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265386180383685186" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZgOuk6vNLZWOXZg_nG7uLdlq7wsgl6hlboIZzyQGuHkYWCTmtj4rzNsd40RcjBR4CK6hnOLBYubmTcBAytRyiQ1pLihVrYwNz903vLEQgKhGl9m0rONTaOimBi86Koo2x40ykJicT_WjQ/s400/IMG_2131.JPG" border="0" /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEje49tTYBt1uImOG7wsj1w3-Z6Ju3dPb0TT_8s-EdH355f90bdm_fdOo35T0bABAj0tzg4JV3Ai90KDlWQw7CMFbKVQhV11M5ylNPlz_eOy2QU6opO8iM4j8ntJwyPCLgOtMMLO9qrh5A9g/s1600-h/IMG_2130.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265386174387616354" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEje49tTYBt1uImOG7wsj1w3-Z6Ju3dPb0TT_8s-EdH355f90bdm_fdOo35T0bABAj0tzg4JV3Ai90KDlWQw7CMFbKVQhV11M5ylNPlz_eOy2QU6opO8iM4j8ntJwyPCLgOtMMLO9qrh5A9g/s400/IMG_2130.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhukNRV4yq2ALfHBWpCEAnPqIr2_kOkp5FaD8Zqgu9hrrLSIEfOPKn2oEMB3OFvy4vxTfJVdeHspX2Vl-2xrT8qNBY5xZVpfTaph19ZHC1Mi-xWk3mX2IidC5ado_277qzZJcWo4kr7Xz8s/s1600-h/IMG_2129.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265386169212765346" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhukNRV4yq2ALfHBWpCEAnPqIr2_kOkp5FaD8Zqgu9hrrLSIEfOPKn2oEMB3OFvy4vxTfJVdeHspX2Vl-2xrT8qNBY5xZVpfTaph19ZHC1Mi-xWk3mX2IidC5ado_277qzZJcWo4kr7Xz8s/s400/IMG_2129.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcCB2Cw0Gj_J8F0cVCIFcSmxsuFSM9dUrbm8dEoSwxDEpE3nO-P1BK5hrhMX_usnpXZHtD6ys0N_E7uEui5XR8ifdJEsVqGZYulRe5SmzdUptgQEsECHB2SWo_0pEDS2p5k75QgYxI3th5/s1600-h/IMG_2128.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265386154861660306" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcCB2Cw0Gj_J8F0cVCIFcSmxsuFSM9dUrbm8dEoSwxDEpE3nO-P1BK5hrhMX_usnpXZHtD6ys0N_E7uEui5XR8ifdJEsVqGZYulRe5SmzdUptgQEsECHB2SWo_0pEDS2p5k75QgYxI3th5/s400/IMG_2128.JPG" border="0" /></a></div></div></div></div><br /><p>So where was I this last Monday to take such wonderful fall pictures? Maybe I was in Maine? New Hampshire? Vermont? Nope, the middle of northwest DC. In fact these pictures were taken just 5 miles from the White House. One of the things that I love about DC is the parkways that we have, particularly the Rock Creek Parkway and Rock Creek Park (where these pictures were taken; and coincidentally made famous nationwide when Chandra Levy's body was found in the park). You can be right in the middle of the city and you feel like you are miles away from civilization. What's even better is that my two favorite parkways are the Rock Creek Parkway and the George Washington Parkway...and from where I live the two fastest ways to get to the DC temple is by using one of those two parkways.</p>layjenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01349361867022782834noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5671113745290915885.post-32441688479486619272008-10-08T12:38:00.004-04:002008-10-08T13:06:06.125-04:00Pavlova<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhA328O85ZHv_ZK-tuyY_a4JfauxM_yLcLmkfStVE3Vma8pUDr3KucW7ym3QoW0C_5vwL3gqhC_pLQF8HmLUYHwCSQ5b-mIwfJCcwwTK1M7li4sRE5Yn8LGM9VdMkKcF5InoXcjx6_weHKW/s1600-h/IMG_2042.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254823531411664098" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhA328O85ZHv_ZK-tuyY_a4JfauxM_yLcLmkfStVE3Vma8pUDr3KucW7ym3QoW0C_5vwL3gqhC_pLQF8HmLUYHwCSQ5b-mIwfJCcwwTK1M7li4sRE5Yn8LGM9VdMkKcF5InoXcjx6_weHKW/s400/IMG_2042.JPG" border="0" /></a><br />Pavlova is a meringue based dessert that was named for the Russian <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">ballerina</span> Anna Pavlova who was considered the greatest ballerina of her time. The dessert is <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">reminiscent</span> of a ballerina is that it is very light and airy. Traditionally the dessert consists of a meringue base, then whip cream, and then fruit on top. I have modified how I make it however in that I fold whip cream in with vanilla pudding and use that as a second layer. This gives the dessert a bit more depth than just whipped cream. Any fresh fruit can be used, let your imagination guide what you think would work.<br /><br /><strong>Meringue Base</strong><br /><br />4 large egg whites<br />1 cup supferfine (castor) sugar<br />1 tsp white vinegar<br />1/2 tablespoon cornstarch<br /><br />Preheat oven to 250 degrees.<br /><br />Beat the egg whites until they form soft peaks. Slowly add the sugar a tablespoon at a time. Continue beating until stiff peaks are formed. Also you should be able to rub the meringue between your fingers and not feel any grainy sugar. If you are still feeling grit, continue beating until the sugar dissolves into the egg whites. Sprinkle the merinuge with the vinegar and corstarch and fold in.<br /><br />The merinuge must be then transferred to a piece of parchment paper on a cookie sheet and shaped into your base making sure to keep the side higher to hold in the "filling." If you want more of a marshmallowy textutre in your meringue you will want to work more to create height to your meringue. If you want more of a crispy texture you will want more width. Generally the typical area you will want is about a seven inch circle.<br /><br />Transfer the cookie sheet to the pre-heated oven and bake for 1 hour 15 minutes. The outside should be dry and the meringue should have a pale color. Turn the oven off and let the meringue cool in the oven with the door slightly open. The meringue can then be removed and stored for a few days if needs be. Remember that it must be stored in a cool and DRY place. Meringue exposed to moisture will quickly fall apart.<br /><br /><strong>Vanilla Pudding</strong><br /><br />1/2 Cup Sugar<br />2 Tbs cornstarch<br />1/2 tsp salt<br />2 C milk<br />2 Tbs butter<br />2 tsp vanilla<br /><br />1 Cup cream<br />1/2 tsp vanilla<br />1 1/2 Tablespoons sugar<br /><br />Combine sugar cornstarch and salt in a medium saucepan. Add milk and cook on medium high heat. Cook the pudding stirring constantly until the mixture starts to thicken up and starts to boil. Remove the pan from the heat and stir in the butter and the vanilla. Let the pan cool for 5 minutes and then apply plastic wrap to the top of the pudding (so that it doesn't develop a skin) and transfer the pan to the refridgerator and let it chill completely.<br /><br />Beat the cream vanilla and sugar together until soft peaks form.<br /><br />Remove the chilled pudding from the refridgerator and whisk a bit to make it smooth. Then fold in the whipped cream. This will create enough for approximately two pavlovas, so the recipe can be halved, or you can use the pudding and/or pudding whip cream mixture for other items.<br /><br /><strong>Assembling the Pavlova</strong><br /><br />Fill your meringue base with half of the pudding/whip cream mixture. Top with fresh fruit such as: strawberries, peaches, blackberries, kiwi, passionfruit, etc.<br /><br />Enjoy!<br /><br />NOTE!! Pavlova will quickly disintegrated as the moisture from the pudding will dissolve the meringue base. This is a dessert that once it has been assembled it must be eaten within a few hours before it is just a mushy mess.layjenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01349361867022782834noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5671113745290915885.post-47785458049879877422008-09-08T15:06:00.004-04:002008-09-08T15:28:53.054-04:00Instant ApplesauceWow time flies by, and suddenly it is September. With the onset of Fall, I am always reminded of the orchard my family owned growing up. The orchard was my grandfather's, but my family only lived about 30 minutes away and thus we were often helping out at the orchard on weekends and even some weeknights in the Fall.<br /><br />Growing up I wasn't a big fan of the orchard, however, as I've gotten older, I sometimes miss those Fall days spent near the mouth of Payson canyon. It was on the orchard that my siblings and I learned the first stages of driving as we took the old tractor up and down the rows of apple and cherry trees usually with the flat bed trailer following behind. The trailer would often times be loaded down with bushels of newly picked apples that would then have to be taken to the packing shed where they would be polished and sorted.<br /><br />Dull apples that had been picked from the trees would have leaves hand picked off of them and then they would roll over a series of brushes that would shine them up and take the dust off. They would then run up a conveyor belt roll down a gradually widening track which would thus sort the apples by size. Most of my time spent on the apple sorter would be spent pulling apples from the bins where they had been deposited and putting them into bushel baskets which would then later be sold.<br /><br />While the orchard often had many chores to be done, we of course found ways to cause mischief. One particular day my sister and I learned to flip apples. We were down, far away from the packing shed at the other end of the orchard. Naturally there would always be apples littering the ground that had fallen off and would usually be left to either rot or some people would come and gather them for juicing later. We found that if we took the apples and put them on a slight flexible stick we could whip the stick and then the apples would bo soaring through the air--what a great discovery! We were near the road, and so we would flip the apples from our orchard to the other orchard across the road, just to see how far we could get them to go. Luckily we were smart enough that whenever we saw a car coming we would wait until the car had passed before resuming our new past time. What we didn't consider as much were the power and telephone lines that ran along the other side of the road. I don't remember which one of us actually hit the line, but as soon as the apple touched it seemed to just explode--what exactly happened I'm not entirely sure, but I am pretty sure there are better ways of making applesauce.layjenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01349361867022782834noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5671113745290915885.post-49079581124368898872008-08-13T10:41:00.009-04:002008-09-08T15:29:14.098-04:00The Peep ShowThis post is a bit outdated as far as things happening in my life, but oh well, better late then never.<br /><br />Last year the Washington Post held a competition for people to display Peeps in diorama style. Yes, I do mean Peeps, the little sugar coated marshmallow treats that were originally associated with Easter, but now seem to pop up at every holiday. The reaction was so overwhelmingly positive that I believe that it will become an annual tradition.<br /><br />This year, I was lucky enough to be able to see the Peep Show in person at Art-o-matic (an art show for amature artists usually put in a building that is being renovated). Below are some of my favorites from this year's Peep Show.<br /><br /><br />Abbey Road<br /><p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2PYy_Bt_7AIj7g-TpZbn7FRlzKhFr6aiFPFCps_oLuAtZDUttxK971yhX08gZJO2JOYQdHkiLFuIEER_LtIAEWD-FyzZl9fW7GhNe925LbkCjxna-FJrYjqwqudlvtvdSCaJ52sb9KNZ3/s1600-h/IMG_1302.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5234014070850637618" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2PYy_Bt_7AIj7g-TpZbn7FRlzKhFr6aiFPFCps_oLuAtZDUttxK971yhX08gZJO2JOYQdHkiLFuIEER_LtIAEWD-FyzZl9fW7GhNe925LbkCjxna-FJrYjqwqudlvtvdSCaJ52sb9KNZ3/s400/IMG_1302.JPG" border="0" /></a></p><p></p><p></p><p>Lunch building the skycraper (from the famous photograph)</p><p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeRkS33rO85u1fVHJxg8IWHoh6N68uvUE0aB8wXg_829DBd83HkI84K7BB6cpZFP8qt_p0Fu_7jZnR8_jnixSui04ofd9MpW5PeVpfPM5Y40QJf-QsgntkRb3loz0riYYshc2lPNHu7Hf4/s1600-h/IMG_1304.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5234014073178823890" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeRkS33rO85u1fVHJxg8IWHoh6N68uvUE0aB8wXg_829DBd83HkI84K7BB6cpZFP8qt_p0Fu_7jZnR8_jnixSui04ofd9MpW5PeVpfPM5Y40QJf-QsgntkRb3loz0riYYshc2lPNHu7Hf4/s400/IMG_1304.JPG" border="0" /></a> </p><p></p><p>Moving of "The Awakening" (a statue that was moved from Hain's Point to the Capitol Harbor Project, much to my dismay)<br /></p><p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEil4GBW2qum8gMvn2OmuJP86hnsljErGPfA_Ilz20HOlWP3m93wCK0rf7seNcCPt7Gj16JvLFppxFAsmYrtil7dvps8M5x6HuFHlif6ozwxnqvroUAFMMnYkXhXyeVFyUNXaIwIEkfQpcvx/s1600-h/IMG_1305.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5234014078113272850" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEil4GBW2qum8gMvn2OmuJP86hnsljErGPfA_Ilz20HOlWP3m93wCK0rf7seNcCPt7Gj16JvLFppxFAsmYrtil7dvps8M5x6HuFHlif6ozwxnqvroUAFMMnYkXhXyeVFyUNXaIwIEkfQpcvx/s400/IMG_1305.JPG" border="0" /></a> </p><p></p><p>Fra-gee-lay! (A Christmas Story)</p><p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgY10ULvhs8g8_ZFudoAEe1OKjccoLTvgQiHSgceZk7KiiOp-AiC1oBYLj_EG1isPq0o9l2a_uJjGNwqQsp4WfqCl8HrcDY-cf2yvCt7IbooXUha76IWzGIfPSTKrU3rYu_kzQHACU81jAw/s1600-h/IMG_1306.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5234014083660903074" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgY10ULvhs8g8_ZFudoAEe1OKjccoLTvgQiHSgceZk7KiiOp-AiC1oBYLj_EG1isPq0o9l2a_uJjGNwqQsp4WfqCl8HrcDY-cf2yvCt7IbooXUha76IWzGIfPSTKrU3rYu_kzQHACU81jAw/s400/IMG_1306.JPG" border="0" /></a></p><p></p><p>Project Peepway</p><p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpbBkfRkyl_USqEaz-K5EGdjUWbPl57uc-lmD5q7x9zA48lBDH9Y9HJbceVC89LCPg_yDlu5DFSCJ5HH30Fpm5BeqfVpp6f_lncRzTiRWzgGHGiZYGmtiQ1csIbc-7zHzA0gn5ogoo0hS7/s1600-h/IMG_1307.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5234014079930800850" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpbBkfRkyl_USqEaz-K5EGdjUWbPl57uc-lmD5q7x9zA48lBDH9Y9HJbceVC89LCPg_yDlu5DFSCJ5HH30Fpm5BeqfVpp6f_lncRzTiRWzgGHGiZYGmtiQ1csIbc-7zHzA0gn5ogoo0hS7/s400/IMG_1307.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /></p>The official page including the other finalists is <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/gallery/2008/03/21/GA2008032101983.html">here</a>.<br /><br />To view 2007's Peep show finalists, click <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/photo/gallery/070402/GAL-07Apr02-69859/index.html">here</a>.layjenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01349361867022782834noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5671113745290915885.post-9290048155309211422008-08-03T23:56:00.005-04:002008-08-04T00:12:46.648-04:00My TwinI'd like to dedicate this blog to my twin. Many of you may not know that I have a twin, but I do. My twin's name is Elizabeth, and she's a great twin, one of the best to have--and those of you that know her will definitely agree to how wonderful she is. Now my twin may have been born a few years before I was, but miraculously, we are actually the same age. Don't ask, just accept. <div><br /><div></div><br /><div>So a few years back, my twin told me, "When you are rich and famous, I just want one thing. Just one. A nice beautiful Hummer in my driveway." (This was when gas prices were below $3 a gallon, remember those days? sigh....)</div><div></div><br /><br /><div>"And what color of a Hummer would you like?"</div><div></div><br /><br /><div>"Green. That's all I am asking for, a green Hummer. It isn't much, but it would make me very happy."</div><div></div><br /><br /><div>Again, those of you that know my twin, know that you don't tell her no. If she makes a request, you do it. That's just how it is. I don't think my twin realized that I would fulfill this wish, but, I have a few tricks up my sleeve.</div><div></div><br /><br /><div>Fast forward a year or so...it was coming up to our birthday, when suddenly I said....I have a job now, it is time for me to buy my twin her Hummer. However, I realized that it was a bit late to have the Hummer delivered in time for the actual birthday. This didn't deter me though, it had to be done this year. So I did it, I bought a brand new green Hummer for my twin and had it delivered directly to her door.</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Now every year I call my twin on our birthday and wish her a happy birthday, and so I did this year as well. However, I didn't tell her of the coming delivery that she would be receiving in the next few days, I wanted it to come as a shock when she walked up her driveway to see a sparkling brand new Hummer for her to have fun with.</div><div></div><br /><br /><div>The day finally arrived, and the Hummer was delivered. My twin said it was one of the best presents that she had ever received and was so excited to play with her brand new Hummer and immediately thanked me for such a wonderful gift.</div><div></div><br /><br /><div>Unfortunately, I have yet to see the gift, as I have not been able to visit my twin's house since when I bought her the gift, however, I have pasted the picture below from the site that I bought the Hummer from so you can all enjoy the beauty of this fine piece of technology.</div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5230509958714660786" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9Aa_W8gOAtgvVtCMLkrjFakjzuGtERWE67HMmmhjxprTKRzfJJyM7IE2t0tFvRXzkyP1J3QJKbXkFhLxg8Sy5FXFsQyCNVND3wmihBhPNxgC4VB72ZQ4UGph1UJyOtEMHBpWU6vwXoKVv/s400/Hummer.jpg" border="0" /></div></div>layjenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01349361867022782834noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5671113745290915885.post-76450808942419429722008-07-30T00:32:00.002-04:002008-07-30T00:41:36.555-04:00Driving a manual transmissionSo I drive a manual transmission car. What can I say, I love shifting gears as I speed down the highway. Often people will ask me if it gets annoying to drive in traffic with a manual transmission, always putting in the clutch as you are in bumper to bumper traffic. Sure, that can be annoying at times, but in the end, yeah definitely all worth it. However, there are certain things to remember when driving a manual transmission...<br /><br />I got home one night and my mind was occupied on something or other, who knows what. I proceeded to get out of my car and shut the door. Out of habit, I immediately locked the car with my keys. I started to walk towards my house when I noticed that my car was rolling backwards down the very slight incline that there is in front of my house. Ack!!!! I had forgotten to enage the parking brake!<br /><br />Instinctively I ran back to the car, jerking on the handle, only to realize, that yes, I had indeed locked the car. I fumble through my pocket for the keys (this is the part that you are glad for keyless unlocking so I didn't have to put the key into the lock itself) and somehow manage to get the car unlocked.<br /><br />At this point the car is going slightly faster. My heart is racing as I jerk the door open and pull on the parking brake. Phew! And today must have been my lucky day because there was no one parked immediately behind me--however, lesson learned--don't forget to use your parking brake if you drive a manual transmission! (ok I knew this lesson beforehand, sometimes I just need a refresher now and then).layjenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01349361867022782834noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5671113745290915885.post-87739624787237952652008-06-03T10:46:00.003-04:002008-06-03T10:53:29.300-04:00Fresh Fruit TartWell, summer has arrived and with it, fruit is coming on. Now I admit this post is a little bit erroneous in that I bought the strawberries at Costco and thus I could have bought them at any time of year...and the blueberries were actually frozen from last summer (blueberries don't come on here until about July). Nevertheless, it was a nice summer treat. I could re-write the recipe...but instead it is probably just easier to post the website address.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.joyofbaking.com/FruitTart.html">http://www.joyofbaking.com/FruitTart.html</a><br /><br />Enjoy!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7wBUK5MB-q50KxljZOMImkfbufWS88lAMxDYv6-nR4RMnpasDZoeYlTQI8sE6trKlKIILziWxUKGOfk1C0ZLyLeU4hebvxnocrZWWeq9kggKlSc7pU1I15MPZV5tTAd_Dw5NckZKQ0-qP/s1600-h/IMG_1297.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5207667525523830370" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7wBUK5MB-q50KxljZOMImkfbufWS88lAMxDYv6-nR4RMnpasDZoeYlTQI8sE6trKlKIILziWxUKGOfk1C0ZLyLeU4hebvxnocrZWWeq9kggKlSc7pU1I15MPZV5tTAd_Dw5NckZKQ0-qP/s400/IMG_1297.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVvfm22-hAByMSIGeFdBM2wR7f1NR282pD6ApypEFkv1wmxgfKG70O5oFlPqGRbhcQe88X0yMbvKp3tBI-oPXgHGxI3PioIPcO6Bh1ZitGx6NL7jN7LubrfqLCECQSQWPlON7qd3LgR537/s1600-h/IMG_1298.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5207667529818797682" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVvfm22-hAByMSIGeFdBM2wR7f1NR282pD6ApypEFkv1wmxgfKG70O5oFlPqGRbhcQe88X0yMbvKp3tBI-oPXgHGxI3PioIPcO6Bh1ZitGx6NL7jN7LubrfqLCECQSQWPlON7qd3LgR537/s400/IMG_1298.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div>layjenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01349361867022782834noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5671113745290915885.post-2905720215014980672008-05-28T13:42:00.011-04:002008-05-28T14:02:53.534-04:00Lighting up the National CathedralSo one of the joys of living in a large international city is having a variety of events being brought in. A few weeks ago the embassies opened their doors to visitors and throughout the intervening weeks, a variety of cultural events were presented around town. One such event was a lighting presentation at the National Cathedral. I could go on, but I think the pictures speak for themselves.<br /><br /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLTK6mwDvakLt-Wq4wOO2614SBqKQ6iOc_8yDHPjQI1sKyrfYFqiOSSarnLTSEYYDowykush7LXBvFb09avI5yEA5UVwc93pNnxGDE4t9wJi67yEzeqp1EaYemO1ZFy3RCmMq80fTFHCpa/s1600-h/IMG_1201.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5205488791445564354" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLTK6mwDvakLt-Wq4wOO2614SBqKQ6iOc_8yDHPjQI1sKyrfYFqiOSSarnLTSEYYDowykush7LXBvFb09avI5yEA5UVwc93pNnxGDE4t9wJi67yEzeqp1EaYemO1ZFy3RCmMq80fTFHCpa/s400/IMG_1201.JPG" border="0" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeXt08u0QwbguJA9-bnfWNULTIjzuQJjUjtaW-NPehcHAWpLDq2gPMxIMlVnDZ0MJRE_g9NthsY2_0KfJb-kEf4nH6DAEEKHNWvhQYv-9FUfOGlCCxJAumdQ6EghNNLJRRZ4uckmm9LeKm/s1600-h/IMG_1202.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5205488795740531666" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeXt08u0QwbguJA9-bnfWNULTIjzuQJjUjtaW-NPehcHAWpLDq2gPMxIMlVnDZ0MJRE_g9NthsY2_0KfJb-kEf4nH6DAEEKHNWvhQYv-9FUfOGlCCxJAumdQ6EghNNLJRRZ4uckmm9LeKm/s400/IMG_1202.JPG" border="0" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7MEMkhGNPqYb7DYv-piX5rUF7VcRx8b029UoBTAPivjXYm-51d8v_KVQD7rENjZyRDIgqRwjhuVMWXtLKn0G29eE-SJR8aJIu9WDcyerIkkir8IzDUaNhXtVldR-jKK9QDvUG1OsbYKly/s1600-h/IMG_1203.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5205488800035498978" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7MEMkhGNPqYb7DYv-piX5rUF7VcRx8b029UoBTAPivjXYm-51d8v_KVQD7rENjZyRDIgqRwjhuVMWXtLKn0G29eE-SJR8aJIu9WDcyerIkkir8IzDUaNhXtVldR-jKK9QDvUG1OsbYKly/s400/IMG_1203.JPG" border="0" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCIFIeGeVQPRRETwV7OOf0LgHkbQm6StErJxwfPJXksNbM5oLzZNHpPjxMjN8CEQHGwyXqOijh_VpubabY1IiSu65j-Pyaj2VKlq1Mg0mk1NS13g83jaFQs9Alh2bt7tHxMUc-d7jmF_9o/s1600-h/IMG_1204.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5205488804330466290" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCIFIeGeVQPRRETwV7OOf0LgHkbQm6StErJxwfPJXksNbM5oLzZNHpPjxMjN8CEQHGwyXqOijh_VpubabY1IiSu65j-Pyaj2VKlq1Mg0mk1NS13g83jaFQs9Alh2bt7tHxMUc-d7jmF_9o/s400/IMG_1204.JPG" border="0" /></a><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5205488808625433602" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-cATaAZQSfv26DQSGyhf1xG6Q_msOeh2gLa5GZpwR4V-HaH60y8e9FYlLm91BS3RO9Ytm0RiBn1vIH9AYnSQNoEyyPH9zISKrWlyH6o5JO871ZeHC7X5gij0BU6Yub9-gQOlnkn2DrE5C/s400/IMG_1207.JPG" border="0" /> <div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5205489701978631266" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghe3H0FNOWDhljUGxLmqln0klsDbeNEp655Lb93g-bOjgiaol00OYBKNXb9mB82mv4HcDD8oDlvMqRHbFNoq1M1kgX4-a6Mv1UxoA8htV8A4A0mROk-a5YBu5NJa1V5VQQM9OqX9cKc8TT/s400/IMG_1212.JPG" border="0" /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5205489706273598578" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjglT5irxjB5HfHjaDQIVilYY-9rDm34aCJzQBYiFsMOwb0IIs0mJymQw8eAZtFXe0unSrzZuX6OhD-aIuq_kT_uA7G7ctn087zG7DKJ5K1ycm8G98vpXgVvAvJyaFfvQCLxTDEQTdWGTLR/s400/IMG_1214.JPG" border="0" /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5205489710568565890" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6_Nf59KlzDvoFlgbkaQ9CqzMbFnr4GVKOOGEmfCV3bFV4iGyYNs_BY15KEixAj1y_VVib4z3VTBJw9umqYuZXmShLRM1X4cPpmu9ACgC-3chZ7UIQBAPXlDsdfBArBbI4ypKi-BA50zVU/s400/IMG_1198.JPG" border="0" /></div></div>layjenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01349361867022782834noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5671113745290915885.post-77649201857375111632008-04-30T23:06:00.024-04:002008-04-30T23:31:59.894-04:00Azaela Festival at The National ArboretumSo I have decided to diversify my blog a bit and include other topics besides just random stories. This is the beginning of such posts. So one topic that I am going to do from time to time is different locations that I recommend. Usually these will be in the greater DC area, so those of you that don't live here will be able to see some of the sites without having to pay the enormous cost of an airline ticket. For those readers that do live in the DC area, I hope I will introduce you to at least a few places that you may have not been before.Thus we begin with the National Arboretum. The National Aboretum was established in 1927 by an act of Congress. The Arboretum sprawls over 446 acres and includes 9.5 miles of winding roadways. For more information about the arboretum, please visit <a href="http://www.usna.usda.gov/">http://www.usna.usda.gov/</a>. Washington is well known worldwide for its annual Cherry Blossom festival, however, a bit less well known, but just as beautiful is the Azaela Festival at the Arboretum. Below I have included a few pictures of this year's blooms.<br /><br /><br /><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQGXhe5q8kDYTgPGomVmgubmztxWYHVbXLBjlRfVbrYCngkvd1r3Yd9gcLAv23tcW5KdNXrRMQAlzJA7wypeQxGDxoKHvCFMLvFJSiO2O7RdvwSzxNuQlzMnit4lM8HX9-cDLjTrIqbtuL/s1600-h/16.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195244853816121250" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQGXhe5q8kDYTgPGomVmgubmztxWYHVbXLBjlRfVbrYCngkvd1r3Yd9gcLAv23tcW5KdNXrRMQAlzJA7wypeQxGDxoKHvCFMLvFJSiO2O7RdvwSzxNuQlzMnit4lM8HX9-cDLjTrIqbtuL/s400/16.JPG" border="0" /></a></p><br /><br /><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKV55FyjZ3YqRX72wHsmk7tDvgZTr4eDhjqyZy4mHfd4NWu-dvGAmkrM42bLDpzckRETu8trUr9i0FsM3sFbNrS6u6mm9FScc4aBJflMJhCcsDO3K7-qZBYjaLIiv27C9C7fqGw3YCxjl-/s1600-h/15.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195244729262069650" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" 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href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwJDsDVdgDSl1MfBjWzdR4hfev7defhX_Uq4ipxxu-xc1efRkQ7rOitdxCPI2sNX8rlySU2Pm2QhTNjt1yRo7l-YMSg26X7FtHL-kc7v9AkP0lVzyCVFZWhxK799P5IMofQhH7OXsNSqvr/s1600-h/10.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195244325535143746" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwJDsDVdgDSl1MfBjWzdR4hfev7defhX_Uq4ipxxu-xc1efRkQ7rOitdxCPI2sNX8rlySU2Pm2QhTNjt1yRo7l-YMSg26X7FtHL-kc7v9AkP0lVzyCVFZWhxK799P5IMofQhH7OXsNSqvr/s400/10.JPG" border="0" /></a></p><br /><br /><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirtot-CiCkXw0VAw4bpAgRjYOogg5Zkjnmx0j5sx8QOSY1VvOIuX76NcHcTrL5HwT4Xr1SCaTvpUhTel_IV6oAd4KXiNOoo2LloM7OXF-kBPU4ulm8cGnxnjZdwKRBnF3U284zDV3i70Be/s1600-h/9.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195244248225732402" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" 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href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHN2jIdRGC6fcmCieEnQyt39P7-jvAkNnp3_geXzJC6a8fR7Nm7KNIFGcyIjg0UANs66QkE4Xi7p33lS5D8kGAoc6uxBkmWHxp_ddzvbAFw7dejOL7qIm_CWP2Om-sNAOjBx2kjXPSpBOT/s1600-h/7.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195244093606909714" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHN2jIdRGC6fcmCieEnQyt39P7-jvAkNnp3_geXzJC6a8fR7Nm7KNIFGcyIjg0UANs66QkE4Xi7p33lS5D8kGAoc6uxBkmWHxp_ddzvbAFw7dejOL7qIm_CWP2Om-sNAOjBx2kjXPSpBOT/s400/7.JPG" border="0" /></a></p><br /><br /><a name="OLE_LINK1"></a><a href="http://localhost:2541/6c5a6d36e139e42bceb2eb3d19751b86/image2686.jpg"></a>Also, during the same time of year the dogwoods are in bloom. Dogwood is a favorite in Virginia as it is both our state flower as well as our state tree (props to Jill for educating me on this).<br /><br /><br /><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj89Fd09QDhH0G-X4eg2vbhriDxlb4p1FiZWgStVosZJjSCSk6ZWgohhaCnDDIPlnwYLbcmqZNPalHJ5WAwYxB25LExOTcdmDOSpzO-G4hbc2cs8OP3x1IG3AHaqUgNsjkHwijWmNqmekbR/s1600-h/6.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195244016297498370" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj89Fd09QDhH0G-X4eg2vbhriDxlb4p1FiZWgStVosZJjSCSk6ZWgohhaCnDDIPlnwYLbcmqZNPalHJ5WAwYxB25LExOTcdmDOSpzO-G4hbc2cs8OP3x1IG3AHaqUgNsjkHwijWmNqmekbR/s400/6.JPG" border="0" /></a></p><br /><br /><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLbFIHgwnB23Z_zkkp1vepuCRCr6JX_HBtN4e84CO3hO9fdvBgSryob8iOd1xFie68A9cbAmD3ehuclaiiagrZRCKkzXormMzjl6FoMrA-pfAYHsGneWduRWULwWsnYpLKYnfObXOP65XW/s1600-h/5.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195243943283054322" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLbFIHgwnB23Z_zkkp1vepuCRCr6JX_HBtN4e84CO3hO9fdvBgSryob8iOd1xFie68A9cbAmD3ehuclaiiagrZRCKkzXormMzjl6FoMrA-pfAYHsGneWduRWULwWsnYpLKYnfObXOP65XW/s400/5.JPG" border="0" /></a></p><br /><br /><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKh0rE_HWVqZMgcqwR8AL_AihyQRjBnbGyhF4ytNs2u5UeF3GF4sTclZrccb4lAdSeoyjSivMZkvC_BiT6l8wt2z7s9yxcE0EaGPsc0DaKuNY9_47fLoR2GWvTJjTPVmhq7bf0RgO1SjIL/s1600-h/4.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195243874563577570" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKh0rE_HWVqZMgcqwR8AL_AihyQRjBnbGyhF4ytNs2u5UeF3GF4sTclZrccb4lAdSeoyjSivMZkvC_BiT6l8wt2z7s9yxcE0EaGPsc0DaKuNY9_47fLoR2GWvTJjTPVmhq7bf0RgO1SjIL/s400/4.JPG" border="0" /></a></p><br /><br /><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiC7tZNOSxOwT1RdmrtdCShjIGj3tdhC6FaTYeGeeeDkgcla0nOtGEv4RtJx4elhzO2UelaiCLDTEBbbj1kdB745Gi2ZAZR1fRRnoBVj0JGSvqrlv6jQKabOta6nIeqODZo7N9gCizbY_-w/s1600-h/3.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195243792959198930" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiC7tZNOSxOwT1RdmrtdCShjIGj3tdhC6FaTYeGeeeDkgcla0nOtGEv4RtJx4elhzO2UelaiCLDTEBbbj1kdB745Gi2ZAZR1fRRnoBVj0JGSvqrlv6jQKabOta6nIeqODZo7N9gCizbY_-w/s400/3.JPG" border="0" /></a></p><br /><br /><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9_jnJzZfvBh_Tn8oXN7PZL8GiTdvaK-JXkmt7-9juqGjGodlNczM81VLD4-Cmp8s9Xcxua2DJ3tlxcOGUOkcP2qceGTKpbWqoWmtr3o8QVk16PVrs9vmSYh19sP9SDs3cZDGAdFdPf8gv/s1600-h/2.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195243707059852994" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9_jnJzZfvBh_Tn8oXN7PZL8GiTdvaK-JXkmt7-9juqGjGodlNczM81VLD4-Cmp8s9Xcxua2DJ3tlxcOGUOkcP2qceGTKpbWqoWmtr3o8QVk16PVrs9vmSYh19sP9SDs3cZDGAdFdPf8gv/s400/2.JPG" border="0" /></a></p><br /><br /><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXCUwkg-GrxBx7nAma3voKSf99JwR1TUokeMWFXIYbeZEKWXPgbR0JEpxvzJFRUYWoTGIRCcj-IG2i2l8Gap5pruX0iZRcGldEs17UPp7y60-MVl4des-XXbgqJmjfk6yyAYfCC5jwuB85/s1600-h/1.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195243621160507058" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXCUwkg-GrxBx7nAma3voKSf99JwR1TUokeMWFXIYbeZEKWXPgbR0JEpxvzJFRUYWoTGIRCcj-IG2i2l8Gap5pruX0iZRcGldEs17UPp7y60-MVl4des-XXbgqJmjfk6yyAYfCC5jwuB85/s400/1.JPG" border="0" /></a></p>layjenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01349361867022782834noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5671113745290915885.post-23038014939418276912008-04-05T01:02:00.002-04:002008-04-05T01:27:03.327-04:00Registering for schoolWow, here it was, I was finally 5 year old and I was going to be getting ready to register for kindergarten! A very exciting time for any five year old. My family lived about half of a mile from the elementary school, and thus it was only a short walk.<br /><br />There is an asphalt path that connects my neighborhood to the neighborhood that the school is in. At the time, it was almost just as fast to walk the path as it was to drive in that the path was a direct route whereas driving you had to go around. Since that time, a road has been built alongside the path where horse fields used to be. However, this was long before construction in the horse fields was ever even thought of. I guess we were pretty practical as far as what we called things then, because the name of this path was, naturally, "the path." Everyone in the neighborhood called it that, where is so and so? oh he is on the path.<br /><br />About half way down the path from the neighborhood there was an irrigation ditch that you had to cross over on a wooden bridge. Now this was no regular irregation ditch, though. In our mind , it was one of the central ditches in the area, and quite a large one at that. Thus, it's name was "The Big Ditch."<br /><br />So there I was walking down the path with my mom and we suddenly got to the bridge over the big ditch. At this point I had a great idea! I was going to skip some rocks in one of the side ditches that came off of The Big Ditch. It was a new trick that I hadn't quite mastered yet, but I wanted to try. Well, you probably don't need me to explain this, but skipping rocks in a ditch....well it isn't something that works too well, especially if you are only 5. However....I was 5, and thus the logic of why it wouldn't work didn't really dawn on me.<br /><br />After a couple of failed attempts, I decided I wasn't trying hard enough, and I really needed to go at it full strength, especially since my mom was ready to keep moving and I was holding up the purpose of the trip. It was decided that this would be the last rock I could throw. I threw that rock as hard as I possible could. So hard, in fact, that I actually followed that rock right into the ditch I had thrown it in. It was quite a shock to land in cold water, and suddenly realize that I was completely soaked through. While it made the delay even worse, I'm sure my mom found some humor in the whole situation as we hurried back home. I changed my clothes and sat at home wrapped in a blanket as my mom took the path back to the school and registered me for school without me even getting to be a part of it.layjenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01349361867022782834noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5671113745290915885.post-19751969356042521852008-03-26T23:27:00.005-04:002008-03-27T00:10:17.117-04:00My one trip to the hospitalSo I've been kind of lucky throughout my life, I've never broken a bone and I have only been to a real hospital for myself once (while I have had other 'emergencies' only once did I go to an actual hospital)...and it was a long time ago....apparently the experience was traumatic enough that I haven't been for myself since.<br /><br />I was about 4 or 5 I'd say, I really don't remember my specific age, but I was old enough that I wasn't always being watched constantly, but young enough to still get a whole heap of trouble without knowing it.<br /><br />My family had gone to my grandparent's house in Payson, Utah. I don't remember what the occasion was, but it must have been either a holiday or a birthday because my cousins were all there as well.<br /><br />It was a warm day, probably either in the spring or summer, and I remember that we were playing out in the yard. Most of my siblings were out in the front yard playing in the maple tree that grew right on the curb. Trees are always a great source of entertainment to kids whether you are climbing them or being chased around them. However, I was not quite tall enough to master the ability to climb the tree yet, and also was young enough that playing with the siblings and cousins meant me losing, and therefore my interest was drawn by something else entirely.<br /><br />The week before the neighbors had been playing baseball and one of the balls had broken a basement window of my grandparent's house. I clearly remember my sister telling me...stay away from the broken window, glass is sharp. However, the interest was too great, I mean how often do you get to see a broken window as a child? Well, for me, it wasn't too often as a child.<br /><br />I drew nearer and nearer. Suddenly I was there standing right by the window. All the adults were inside in the living room chatting away about this and that, and all the other children's attention is focused solely on the game that was taking place on the front lawn.<br /><br />Now was my chance. This window didn't look that sharp to me. I stuck my hand in the hole. Slowly, I lifted my middle finger to the edge of a window only to discover that the glass had pierced my skin. I quickly pulled my hand away slicing my finger open from the middle to the tip.<br /><br />Everyone's attention was suddenly changed as my screaming caught them off guard. I was rushed inside the house in the bathroom where a there was a quick venture with the sink and a washrag...which is actually where my memory ends, but not the story.<br /><br />I was immediately rushed to the Payson Hospital, where, for a time, it was feared that I might lose my finger. Clearly the pain and trauma of the whole adventure was a bit much for me to handle and I refused to keep still enough for the doctor to attempt to stitch up my finger. Drastic measures had to be taken. Why exactly, or how it was done, I don't know, but the story goes that my finger had to be first stitched to the bed so that it could be kept still enough for the cut to be sewn up.<br /><br />Luckily, I still have full use of the finger, however, I have a long scar down my left middle finger reminding me, that yes, glass is indeed sharp.layjenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01349361867022782834noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5671113745290915885.post-9380891890472011952008-02-28T17:38:00.002-05:002008-02-28T17:53:45.041-05:00Been tagged...Well I guess I am it as far as the blog tag game goes and I have to write six unique things about me eh....? Well here goes...<br /><br />1) Other than my mission and two study abroads, I have only lived at three addresses in my life (sad I know....)<br /><br />2) In high school I dropped out of running for Student Body President the day before the first primary election (we had two because the choir was going to be gone during the main primary).<br /><br />3) All of my immediate family has J names...I guess my name is only appropriate.<br /><br />4) I used to completely clam up in interviews and other formal settings, even when it was just practicing.<br /><br />5) At BYU I actually worked with tobacco plants that were growing on campus.....shhhhh!!!<br /><br />6) I used to be in a steel drum ensemble.<br /><br />Now as far as tagging people....let's say Holli, Cherie, and Ben....you're it!layjenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01349361867022782834noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5671113745290915885.post-49149232591894281912008-01-26T00:00:00.000-05:002008-01-26T00:15:52.987-05:00Swiss Chris Volume 3It was December....a cold...snowy....Saturday morning, in December. I was just leaving the apartment to hit the gym, and Chris said he wanted to come along. Fine, okay. We arrived at the gym and I checked in and Chris, who wasn't a member started sweet talking the girl behind the counter. I'm not sure why women would react to him, to be honest I think his accent caught their attention. I left them and began my work out, only to run into Chris again when I was done.<br /><br />"We should hit the tanning beds," Chris suggested.<br /><br />"Errr....no. It is December, you aren't supposed to be tan in December. Plus I am not someone that wants to pay to lay against lights, sorry. Plus, look at your complexion, you are about as white as they come man, it would NOT be a good idea for you to go tanning."<br /><br />He tried to argue, but he couldn't say much, he didn't own a car and I was leaving, so if he didn't come then, it was going to be a miserable cold walk home.<br /><br />Throughout the fall I had been telling stories about Swiss Chris and my co-workers were dieing to meet him. I finally arranged a night for them to come over to "have dinner" but really it was just a pretense for them to run into him and see just how much he would hit on them. The night arrived....however, Swiss Chris was in his room, and not coming out. I wasn't exactly sure what had happened. It also turns out that only one of my co-workers showed up, the other being detained somewhere.<br /><br />About 9:30 that night I was in my room doing something on my computer and there was a knock at the door. I hear Chris get up and answer the door, and then the door shuts as I hear him going back to his room and stating, "The door is for you." As I open my door, I think I see him shoot past and wearing little if anything, which make me wonder just how he answered the door....<br /><br />I open the door and find my other co-worker. She is a bit confused at why the door had been shut on her, but I let her in and we talk for a bit. After about 15 minutes, Chris can't hold out any longer, and comes out dressed in his matching set of pajamas. And then we see saw him...except there was something a bit different....he was the exact color of a beet--it practically hurt us just to look at him, and partially hurt not to laugh.<br /><br />Turns out Chris decided I didn't know what I was talking about and went to the tanning bed and stayed in for 15 minutes. He later said it hurt him to even wear clothes...I guess that explains why he didn't invite the coworker in....layjenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01349361867022782834noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5671113745290915885.post-49960754941864278512007-09-26T21:35:00.000-04:002007-09-26T22:55:22.044-04:00Horseshoes<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjO8bxP2lphreJWEw0CQuCyoZH3HbiE8-6Yt27zy6Z5SxnJNiGNYaJl8J0q2Mu9HVjuZgFh-1Jvb-Mo1D1FR_LfKyJLelHDggLfD0pq0N_GgxDJH9r7LaCrpAGIsLHWSyYboYEYybB7v6fP/s1600-h/horseshoes.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5114712005963172146" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjO8bxP2lphreJWEw0CQuCyoZH3HbiE8-6Yt27zy6Z5SxnJNiGNYaJl8J0q2Mu9HVjuZgFh-1Jvb-Mo1D1FR_LfKyJLelHDggLfD0pq0N_GgxDJH9r7LaCrpAGIsLHWSyYboYEYybB7v6fP/s200/horseshoes.jpg" border="0" /></a>So every year my family has a reunion near Navajo Lake in Cedar Canyon, Utah. Now, some of you may have read about Aunt Joy, <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9HnD1Lrr35EMKxwcL2A870Zc8YUP0TLx49wv1AfDVF0379qsXklbs4cnwN-LYWVhL0UR1E4MCwFZavZNGn3TZyau-4i5LhGJpUVpvR_pj89Jb8nllsSbNoPvYqZziWyE6GbK754Kp0hUS/s1600-h/horseshoes.jpg"></a>she is from another side of the family, so this story does not include her. Now, ever year there are several things that are done at this reunion: the hike, the service project, spiritual night, the talent show, and the hotly contested Horshoe Tournament.<br /><br />Now you may say to yourself...'hotly contested? horseshoes?....right...' Well you haven't met my family. We are pretty competitive and talk pretty big about our amazing skills, and if we don't actually prove them, then we put the blame on something that was clearly not our fault. Now enter in a competition that has gone on at least since I was born. The competition is literally huge. Every year the partnership that wins the tournament gets their names enterred in on a plaque to be remembered for all time--and when I say all time, we even joke that our deceased ancestors are watching the tournament and perhaps participating in their own tournament at the horseshoe pit up in the sky. Yeah...it's a little over the top. To give you just a little bit of an idea of the contention surrounding this tournament, one year one member of the partnership had to leave the reunion early, and was replaced by, arguably, a better player. Well, that team ended up winning and three names were enterred on the plaque--it is still contested as to whether this was actually fair for all three names to be on the plaque or not; it has been over ten years and it is still argued.<br /><br />So, it is a certain right of passage that when you turn 12, you are finally allowed to enter the horseshoe tournament, and you guessed it, it was the summer after my 12th birthday. To really understand this story though, you might need a quick lesson in how horseshoes is played. It is played by having two partnerships with one member of each partnership standing at alternate pegs which are spaced roughly 50 feet away from each other. The goal is to throw the horseshoe so that it encircles the peg, known as a "ringer," which is worth three points. Alternatively, if you are within a horseshoe's distance of the peg, you get one point (hence why being close only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades). Each side takes turns with the team that scored the last point to go first. One player from the first team throws two horseshoes, and then a player from the other team throws his two shoes towards the same peg, if no one gets a ringer, than the person that is closest peg gets the point (if they are close enough for a point). Additionally, if team #1 throws a ringer, and then team #2 throws a ringer, it is considered a "capped ringer" and no one gets any points from those shoes (although the other shoes are still in play).<br /><br />Now, clearly it is only fair that the teams are chosen at random, thus all eligible players are put into a hat and then drawn out to form teams. I wasn't really that excited to be in the horseshoe tournament...but enterred it nonetheless, hoping to have a partner that might just make up for my lack of skill. As luck would have it, my cousin and I ended up being teammates....which shocked everyone since we were both 12 (which was surprising considering there were maybe three twelve year olds playing that year out of probably 35 other players). Needless to say, everyone thought this was going to be quite the team.<br /><br />Naturally, everyone in the family watches the final match, however, earlier matches are usually only watched by immediate family members and people that have not been able to find something else to do. However, my match was directly before dinner, and suddenly the whole camp was there to watch the twelve year olds play. Needless to say this is not how I imagined nor hoped how things would go.<br /><br />So the match began. While I was not doing very well, I was somehow making it through (although not receiving any points). It was the other side's time to throw and the other team threw a ringer (which would have finished the game). At this point, I was all for ending the pain and getting on with dinner. However, to the shock of everyone, my cousin capped the ringer (the only ringer our partnership threw the entire game), and the game continued, as well as my cousin earning us a point with his other shoe.<br /><br />It was my first throw of the round. The horseshoe thrown towards the opposite peg landing about halfway there and then rolling across the ground to stop about five feet from the opposite peg. It was my second throw, I knew my last throw didn't go so well, I'd have to get more height on this throw. I threw the shoe up....up....I looked for it near the other peg...why couldn't I see it? Suddenly, falling through the air, the horsehoe landed...hitting the ground just three feet in front of me, much to the delight of the entire extended family. It may not surprise you to know that my name isn't on the plaque.layjenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01349361867022782834noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5671113745290915885.post-45108598435455393572007-08-22T21:23:00.001-04:002007-08-22T22:08:37.821-04:00Swiss Chris Part 2It was a crisp October afternoon when Swiss Chris burst through the apartment door, "I met a girl from Switzerland today!" He was so excited to finally meet someone from his home country even though he was thousands of miles from there. Well, we all naturally thought, he's Swiss, she's Swiss, it must be a match made in heaven.<br /><br />"So did you ask her out?"<br /><br />"Of course! We are going Friday night," Chris replied.<br /><br />The days seemed to drag awaiting the big night, Swiss Chris couldn't stop talking about it, but finally Friday arrived. After emptying half a bottle of cologne, Chris was off to the rental agency to pick up his car (since he didn't own one himself). I'm sure they smelled him coming from three blocks.<br /><br />Although not always a big fan of hearing Swiss Chris's lectures/stories, I was somewhat curious to hear how this big date went. However, by the time 1am arrived, I gave up, and figured I would hear about it for weeks afterwards.<br /><br />I woke up late on Saturday and decided to run a bit of errands. I was in and out of the house, but each time I passed Chris's room, his door remained shut. Finally, at 6PM that night, the door opened.<br /><br />"Are you just getting up?"<br /><br />"Yeah, it was a pretty late night, I didn't even get home until 2:30AM."<br /><br />"230?! Wow that must have been some date eh?"<br /><br />"No, it was BAD date!"<br /><br />"A bad date?" I questioned, "But I thought you had never been on a bad date before." I said with a slight bit of mockery. "So, do tell, if it was such a bad date, what were you doing until 230AM this morning, just making out?"<br /><br />"Well....."<br /><br />"You are kidding me!! You were having a bad date and then you just made out with her all night?!"<br /><br />"Well we weren't really talking much, and it was the only way we could communicate " Swiss Chris explained.<br /><br />"Couldn't you at least talk about both being from Switzerland? Or people that you knew in common? You must have had SOME things in common."<br /><br />"Let me start from the beginning. You see, we went out to dinner, and that wasn't going so well." Swiss Chris continued, "So we get back in the car, and she suggests we go to the cemetery. I thought was stranged, but ... okay, so we drove over to the cemetery. So ... we were just sitting there, and we were not really saying much, so we just started making out."<br /><br />"Wait...hold on, you are telling me that you drove to a cemetery and made out all night? Are you serious?!?! Please tell me you are kidding."<br /><br />At this point another roommate who had been listening walked up and said, "So what was the problem, you two didn't speak the same language?"layjenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01349361867022782834noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5671113745290915885.post-34878510285049150512007-08-11T23:13:00.000-04:002007-08-11T23:59:50.773-04:00Swiss Chris Part 1It was the beginning of the fall, our current roommate was getting married, and as such was moving out into a new place, and thus it was left to us to find someone new that we wanted to live with. Unfortunately, there was not much time before the fall semester would start, and thus the prime time to find someone was drawing to a close.<br /><br />Several people came and looked at the place....but each time no match was made. Until finally, we met Chris. Chris seemed like a normal enough guy, and so we agreed, as roommates, that he could join our apartment. However, things aren't always as they appear.<br /><br />Chris was from Swizterland, and try as we might, we could not help but dub him Swiss Chris.<br /><br />Swiss Chris, was an interesting guy, that none of us quite knew how to deal with. Even other people in the complex would comment on some of his oddities, such as jump roping inside the apartment while he blasted techno music (which he once explained to a group of us how it was truly the music of life).<br /><br />One particular Friday evening I was going to the store, and offered to give Swiss Chris a ride, since he did not have a car. I grabbed the items I needed, and patiently waited as he finished his shopping. When we got back to my truck, he said to me, hey could we go to Reams to get produce? I like their produce better.<br /><br />What?! Are you serious? To truly understand the shock of this statement, you have to understand the Reams store and the building itself. Reams was somewhat of a grocery store that also had a small section of clothing, that generally was associated with cowboys (think Wranglers, boots, and large buckles). However, far worse was the building that Reams was located in. The building was originally made by piling up a huge pile of dirt and then pouring a cement frame to form the ceiling around the mound. Afterwards, the dirt was pulled out, and voila you have a building. Before Reams moved in, the building had been used as a roller skating rink. The building was in deep disrepair, however. The ceiling itself was its own biosphere of life, teaming with all sorts of mold, mildew, and other less than appealing spots. In the hierarchy of grocery stores in peoples' minds, Reams was definitely the delipidated trailer park that people would only go in to play games, but to never actually make purchases.<br /><br />Swiss Chris was determined, however, he wanted produce from Reams, and so to Reams I took him, and waited in the car.<br /><br />Fifteen minutes later, he returned, carrying his prized produce. He got back into the truck, and said, "Man, this is lame....we should be out on dates right now."<br /><br />"True, but it could be worse, we could be on a bad date," I responded.<br /><br />"Bad date?"<br /><br />"Yeah, you know, a bad date, things aren't going so well."<br /><br />"No..."<br /><br />"Like you don't have anything in common, or you just don't communicate well."<br /><br />"No, I've never had a bad date."<br /><br />I was shocked....yet somehow, with how he acted, I also wasn't shocked.<br /><br />Riding home, we were stopped at a traffic where a lady pulled up next to us. Swiss Chris looked over and mouthed, "You're very beautiful." She blushed, laughed, and mouthed in reply, "Thanks." Perhaps I need to take tips from the foreign Cassanova....<br /><br />To be continued...layjenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01349361867022782834noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5671113745290915885.post-43875177562234726672007-06-30T16:18:00.000-04:002007-06-30T16:31:33.424-04:00Attack of the LadybugsSometimes it's fun to be part of the day club. While you aren't making any money, you can go and do whatever you like, no one has control over you and there is no requirement that you have to be somewhere at a given time. Such was the case when two of my friends and myself decided to go hiking in the Sugarloaf Mountain area.<br /><br />It was a beautiful fall day. The leaves were just starting to change colors, yet the day was still warm. We parked the car at the base of the mountain and began our hike. Unfortunately, mountains on the east coast are about as tall as a two story house, and thus, we were to the top of said, "mountain" five minutes after beginning the hike. However, there were several trails weaving in and out of each other across the forest, we chose one and were off.<br /><br />After wandering around for about an hour, we came to an overlook where we could see the valley beneath us. What a scene it was! Partly because of the beauty, and partly because of our growling stomachs, we decided to eat the lunches that we had brought along. We sat down on top of an outcropping of white rocks, looking out at the beauty around us. It was then that we noticed a large swarm of bugs flying just past where we were sitting. At first, we were a bit confused as to what they were...but before long, we were actually covered in ladybugs. My friend was sitting there minding her own business, eating her lunch and then all of sudden we could count over one hundred lady bugs crawling up and down her clothes. I had never seen so many ladybugs in one place.<br /><br />Soon, I too was covered in ladybugs, crawling here and there. It was about that time that my phone rang. Some friends were coming over for dinner that night and they were calling to confirm the time. Apparently, the ladybugs didn't like my moving around or talking on the phone because about halfway through the conversation I felt a sharp pain on my neck...<br /><br />"Ow! A ladybug just bit me!!"<br /><br />There was a slight pause on the other end of the line, and then, "I think that's the woosiest thing I have ever heard."<br /><br />Ladybugs: 1<br />Me: 0layjenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01349361867022782834noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5671113745290915885.post-42737771138303855332007-06-14T21:09:00.000-04:002007-06-14T21:49:48.014-04:00The LandlordWashington DC is notorious for having hot and humid summers, and this particular summer was no different. In fact, it was the summer that broke all records... it was also the summer that my downstairs neighbor's air conditioning broke.<br /><br />I was living in a two story house that had been subdivided into three apartments. I lived on the top floor, two girls on the main floor, and a young man in the basement. The house was quite old, and the landlord was using it purely as a cash cow, using as little money as possible to fix up problems so the place was at least habitable. So when the air conditioning went out, we figured it could be weeks before it would be replaced...and sure enough, the time began to drag on...and no air conditioning was installed.<br /><br />This wasn't the only problem at the time, however. At the same time paint was peeling off the walls in several places in our apartment, the ceiling was falling apart in the main floor apartment, and the landscaping that had previously been redone earlier that spring looked very similar to a garden plot done by second graders, except this time without adult supervision. Needless to say, things weren't exactly going as one might hope.<br /><br />I finally had it. I sent a scathing email letting the landlord know that we, as tenants, were unhappy with the amount of time and money that he was putting into the place. I hit the send button...it was off. Three hours later my cell phone went off, and sure enough it was the landlord. I was in no disposition to talk to him at the time, and I promptly sent him to my voice mail.<br /><br />"Hello, Jay...we have a problem, and I need you to call me as soon as possible."<br /><br />Oh great. He got my email and now he is angry. This isn't going to be pleasant.<br /><br />Well I finished off the day, and made the call as I was driving home from work.<br /><br />"Hi, this is Jay, you asked me to call?"<br /><br />"Jay, how are you?"<br /><br />"I'm fine," I replied, "and you?"<br /><br />"Oh, I'm not so good. I twisted my ankle and I've been laid up all day." It was only at this moment that I realized that he had not received my email and was calling for an entirely different reason. "Jay, can you do me a favor?"<br /><br />"What?"<br /><br />"Well....see....I bought a new window unit air conditioner for the main floor apartment and I left it in their apartment. I was wondering if you could just grab it and take it up to your apartment for the time being?"<br /><br />"Why?"<br /><br />"Well...uh....you see....the guy I hired to put that in, he has kind of left the area suddenly, and I'm afraid that he might go and grab that unit and take it with him to sell it."<br /><br />"Why would he do that?" I asked.<br /><br />"Well....uh...he...well, he just got out of prison after being in there for 10 years on larceny charges."<br /><br />"Let me get this straight, you hired an ex-con to come in to our house?!"<br /><br />"Well, he was cheap...," he said as if this made it okay.<br /><br />"And have you told the girl's about this?"<br /><br />"Well...no...."<br /><br />"I'll call you back."<br /><br />So I immediately called one of the main floor tenants. After explaining the situation to her, she asked, "Why didn't he call me first?? Is his air conditioner that much more important than my safety and life?!!" It was par for the course for the landlord. After collecting her thoughts, she finally asked, "So...does Frank still have a key to our apartment then?" I immediately called back the landlord.<br /><br />"Does Frank still have a key to the girl's apartment?"<br /><br />"Well.....yes...."<br /><br />"You need to change those locks. Immediately. You have twenty-four hours to do so."<br /><br />"I guess you are right," he replied.<br /><br />Sure enough, that night upon arriving home, the air conditioner was gone. We looked all over the apartment with no success. Frank had run off with the air conditioner.<br /><br />Several months passed without us bringing up the situation. However, it wasn't long until again the landlord was doing things as cheap as possible with the results turning out accordingly. Again, we sent emails complaining about his service record and particularly reminding him about the fiasco with Frank, how Frank had stolen the air conditioner.<br /><br />"Well about Frank," his email replied, "he actually didn't steal the air conditioner given the fact that I had not yet paid him for it..."<br /><br />Nothing like a landlord that asks you to help him steal something for him.layjenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01349361867022782834noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5671113745290915885.post-13062943861092853212007-06-06T23:14:00.000-04:002007-06-09T13:09:32.997-04:00The RaffleSummertime always means many things, but one thing that it means almost universally is family reunions. That's right, time to meet up with those members of the family that for some reason you haven't kept in touch with for the last twelve months. Now some families aren't so active with their reunions, but with my family there seems to be a reunion every month if not twice during the month, whether we attend or not...<br /><br />Now in my <a href="http://layjent.blogspot.com/2007/05/aunt-joy.html">first blog</a> you may remember meeting Aunt Joy. Aunt Joy absolutely adores family reunions. She'll sit you down and start asking you questions about what is new in your life, the usual stuff. In the beginning, you'll have maybe two, sometimes three minutes when it is a discussion. For those that know Aunt Joy well enough, it is during these precious few minutes that you start glaring a sibling, cousin, spouse, someone to come and rescue you, because the next hour or two is only a discussion because every now and again you might get to utter the word, "uh huh," "I see," or "well.....uh huh..." Desperately you try and think of some excuse to get out of there, but what can you say? "Oh my look at the time, Aunt Joy, I have to..." Yeah right, you are stuck there, grin and bear it.<br /><br />Well this year was a bit different, Aunt Joy didn't actually have the time to stop and talk because this year Aunt Joy was in charge of the infamous raffle. I'm really not sure how the raffle got started, or better yet why. I think it was one of those crazy ideas where some of the family got together and said, rather than asking people to pay for the reunion, let's have a raffle. Which is almost never a good idea, at least on the small scale.<br /><br />Naturally, with every raffle, there are a few choice prizes, and then there is a lot of junk. It's pretty much the idea of a raffle, get a lot of people to buy tickets for the nice stuff, and then send them home with something worthless. This year was no exception. The sought after prizes this year included Betty's pile of home made caramels; Uncle Loeey's (don't ask why he spells it that way, he just does) leather work; and finally the greatest of all, Lily's afghan. Lily was known for doing the most intricate crochet work you had ever seen. In fact many people didn't even use Lily's work for warmth, they would actually hang them on their wall and just admire them.<br /><br />Well, sure enough, the raffle worked it's magic and before long raffle tickets were selling faster than lemonade on a summer's afternoon. Everyone naturally wanted the afghan. Sure, people would be satisfied with the leather, or even the caramels, but they bought the ticket for that one chance at the afghan.<br /><br />Aunt Joy was truly in her element. There she was handing out tickets, collecting money, enouraging people to buy at this table, selling handfuls at that table. It was the most money that had ever been collected.<br /><br />"Okay, everyone time is up to be buying your tickets, it's time for the raffle to start," cried Aunt Joy in her shrill voice.<br /><br />"Now let's see her, first up we have this lovely key holder." Lovely was a bit of an overstatement, frankly it looked like a do it yourself project gone awry. It was a small box with a door that was secured quite loosely with one hinge. Inside someone had stained about half of it and on the outside someone had glued on a picture of the Eiffel Tower. "Oh wow, and it looks like it is from France! Let's see here, 11525, who has 11525? Oh little Sue! Congratulations!!" What a ten year old was going to do with a key holder, I don't know. "Now aren't you cute..."<br /><br />"Alright next up, now lookey here, it is a decorated fly swatter, no more run of the mill fly swatter for whoever wins this....and look it is 11309! Who has that? 11309? Hello? 11309?!" Turned out it was grandpa...he had already returned to the nursing home, where I am sure that flyswatter with the lace edging is hanging quite nicely on his wall.<br /><br />No one really cared about these prizes though, it was the big prize they were after. Time could not have ticked more slowly by...one hour, than two, everyone seemed to be collecting a bit of trash here and a bit of junk there. Finally, two and a half hours after the raffle began interest was piqued.<br /><br />"Now everyone, just a few more left. It appears I have saved the best for last. Let's see here, Betty's homemade caramels. Won't this person be a lucky one that wins this? 11467! That's right 11467...who has it? Oh why by golly, it is my little grandaughter Emma! I'm sure you will enjoy these, I saw how your mouth was watering earlier when you were looking at them." A bit of let down for some...but there were still two left...<br /><br />"Uncle Loeey's beautiful leather work. Let's see, let me reach way down for this one...and we have 11015! Oh my, look my son Peter won it! I'm sure this will go great with those new boots you just bought!"<br /><br />At this point things started to appear just a bit fishy. Okay, so Joy's relatives had won two of the big prizes, and perhaps even worse she wasn't even hiding the fact that the winner had been chosen long before her hand entered the bag. However, the biggest one was left...there was still a chance...surely even Aunt Joy wouldn't go so far as to cheat everyone out of their chance on the big one...<br /><br />"Last item everyone, it's the big one! Lily's afghan! Isn't this just exquisite? Whoever wins this will sure be a lucky one! Let me see here, we better really pick up a good one for this one...and the winner is...11690! 11690! Anyone? Surely someone has 11690..." At this point, everyone had lost hope, we knew what was coming... Aunt Joy continued, "Oh my, wait a second, it appears that <em>I</em> have 11690! Why, what a great surprise, I have just the right spot for this, it will be perfect! It sure appears my family was extra lucky today!"<br /><br />Apparently, there is no need for luck with Aunt Joy. But what could you say? The next year, we had an auction, I figure it is only a matter of time...layjenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01349361867022782834noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5671113745290915885.post-68431561544188463182007-06-03T22:47:00.001-04:002007-06-03T23:30:32.284-04:00The Most Beautiful NailsIt was the summer of 2000, I was working in a laboratory testing water (see <a href="http://layjent.blogspot.com/2007/05/chicken-water.html">Chicken Water</a>). Everyday there would be different people arriving with water samples to be tested. Usually, the delivery was dropped off by a man, probably because in some regards collecting the water was a dirty job that most women were not interested in.<br /><br />Typically the mornings at my job were filled with reading out the previous days results only to be followed by a bit of downtime as we waited for additional samples to come in throughout the day before starting the new tests in the afternoon. During that time we would often chat about different things going on during the day or events that we were coming up with, etc. When customers would come in, they would ring a doorbell, and then one of the employees would greet them at the door and accept the sample that they had brought. The rest of us might look to see who it was, but often remained in the back of the lab.<br /><br />Naturally, it came as a bit of a shock when my co-workers told me about a particular customer that would come in with the most beautifully painted fingernails. On and on they would rave about just how perfectly they were painted, usually with a intricate work being done on the long nails. However, this customer only came in once a quarter at best, so for quite some time I only heard about the nails. I was a bit surprised that a woman with such beautiful nails delivered the samples from an oil refinery that was fifty miles to the north. I had to admit, this came as a bit of a shock, who would think that a lady that would take so much time to work on her nails would be employed at an oil refinery?<br /><br />On one particular morning, myself and the other employees were chatting in the back when the doorbell rang. Who was it? Sure enough, it was a delivery from the oil refinery. I was told in a whisper that I should be the one to go and collect the sample. So, I walked to the front of the lab to greet the customer. Naturally, my first glance was to the nails, which were indeed impressive. They were painted cherry red with a slight starburst of white in the top of each nail. It was hard to imagine how much time was spent to create such fine and intricate lines.<br /><br />Slowly my eyes left her nails to reach the hands, which, to my surprise were not young hands, but rather belonged to someone that must have been in their 60s. I'm not exactly sure why, but as she put the sample down on the counter, I found myself focused more on her hands as she was signing the chain of custody than on anything else.<br /><br />After she finished signing the paper she slid over to me, where I read her signature, Stephen Michaels. Stephen? My eyes slowly lifted up to find the woman dressed in a pair of old overalls and a t-shirt. I found this even more odd, first, that her name was Stephen and second that a woman of her age would be wearing overalls. Her hair ended right above her shoulders in somewhat of a long page-boy type hair cut, that was clearly a poorly managed wig. Just as my eyes reached her face, the obviousness of the situation hit me. Sure enough, the woman from the oil refinery turned out to be just another man, bringing in a sample from his dirty job.layjenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01349361867022782834noreply@blogger.com1